The White Rose v. The Ancient
Autocratic Apartharchy's Fiendish Fist of Fascism
by Erik Jorgensen - copyright 2013
From the
outside, the Dreaming Caterpillar was no different than any other coffee
shop in town, and the inside was pretty much the same. Alex only went there because it was just a
few steps from his front door. Besides -
getting out of his room almost made him feel like he had a social life.
There were
three kinds of people at the Caterpillar: Tourists, Dreamers, and
Thinkers. The Tourists were the ones who
grabbed a cup o' joe to go as they passed by, or maybe dropped in to watch open
mic night. If you never saw somebody
again, they were probably a Tourist.
Most of the
Caterpillars were Dreamers. They enjoyed
being seen and heard, and only felt 'real' if they thought somebody noticed or
admired them, sleepwalking through eachother's lives. They wore the most fashionable corporate
logos on their clothing and talked about the coolest reality-TV shows on their
newest-model smartphone. Most of their
life was spent stuck in traffic, commuting to a job they hated so they could
afford their car payments. They
displayed their golden chains like a badge of honor.
There were
only a couple Thinkers in the Caterpillar, but they were easy to spot if you
knew how. It was sort of like looking at
the night sky: there are small stars that you can't see by looking straight at
them. Only by looking next to, away
from, and around a faraway star can its faint light be seen. So if you watched the Caterpillar long
enough, seeing what was ignored, you could detect a silent bubble of Think amid
the babbling Sea of Dreams. There in the
corner, behind mountains of index cards, beyond forests of notebooks, the
lodestone of a silent polestar orbited itself - invisible to even the loudest
gaggle of Dreamers. While it could never
be found on even the most arcane starchart, this abyss had a name: Dexter
Wright.
As Alex and
his steaming cup waded toward the back of the crowded coffee shop, the
chattering fell awkwardly silent as Dreamers both ignored him and moved out of
his way. He suppressed a smile as he
recalled the incident from last year: a particularly pompous popinjay from the
table next to Dexter's loudly mocked the writer's colorless clothes, haystack
hair, and silent solitary scribbling.
Bored eyes blandly bored holes through the boorish bully, he spoke
sparsely, then resumed writing. Alex
couldn't hear Dexter's response from where he was sitting, but the loud shrieks
of nervous laughter, and the nearby tables casually emptying themselves, told
the story. Nobody - nobody - ever
bothered Dexter while he was writing after that, and since Alex was one of the few
people whom Dexter tolerated, this aegis extended to Alex. He found it convenient on crowded evenings
like this.
Dexter was
drawing an elaborate picture in one of his sketchbooks, so Alex sat down
quietly and watched, savoring his steaming cup of coffee. A giant honeybee attended by a swarm of tiny
bees flying around her in a figure-eight lemniscate, surrounded by scrollwork
stating: I'm Stuck In an Infinite Loop.
Alex watched in amazement as Dexter added anatomic detail to each tiny
bee - then suddenly realized that the tiny bees were, in turn, attended by a
figure-eight of even tinier bees. After
a while, Dexter glanced up with an almost friendly grunt of recognition, then
returned to his work.
Cautiously,
Alex began: "Yeah... I talked to that lawyer, and - get this - he told me,
'But that's not a Criminal Conspiracy - that's three different people!'
and he held up three fingers to show me how many that was!" Alex held up three waggling fingers to show
how many that was. "When I tried
pointing out that those three fingers were all attached to the same hand, he
just kept repeating over and over, 'But that's not a Criminal Conspiracy', and
every time I asked him to examine the evidence, he just looked at me like I was
stupid and asked, 'So, have you spoken to a therapist about this?' You try talking to these idiots about
stopping crime in the community, and they think you're trying to talk about
your feelings. I just don't know
where to go from here..."
Dexter
searched through his notebooks briefly, handed Alex the sheaf of papers he
gleaned, then returned to his beekeeping.
This is what Alex read:
The
White Rose v. The Ancient Autocratic Apartharchy and the Fiendishly Forceful
Fist of Fascism
a
Rock Opera
dedicated
to Sophie Scholl "The White Rose"
executed
Feb 22, 1943
Overture: It Can't Happen
Here…
Alex was dumbstruck after he finished reading
the libretto, Somehow, his friend had transmuted Alex's problems into prose - even the part about the three conspirators. But it was beautiful, elegant, and tied all the real-life Kakfaesque plot twists together with saucy Seussy sassy Gilbertonian lampoonery. Alex laughed out loud and began praising Dexter's atristic accomplishment.
From a neighboring table, he heard somebody nervously whisper, "Who is he talking to this time?"
As Alex looked over the piles of index cards and notebooks, he saw only one coffee cup and suddenly remembered - again - that nobody named Dexter Wright actually existed. A sudden wave of nausea washed over him as he tried to put the pieces together. How many times had he forgotten the truth about Dexter? Images flickered though his head, frightening flashes from his painful past, and then...
From a neighboring table, he heard somebody nervously whisper, "Who is he talking to this time?"
As Alex looked over the piles of index cards and notebooks, he saw only one coffee cup and suddenly remembered - again - that nobody named Dexter Wright actually existed. A sudden wave of nausea washed over him as he tried to put the pieces together. How many times had he forgotten the truth about Dexter? Images flickered though his head, frightening flashes from his painful past, and then...
A blinding
pain stabbed through Alex's eye that would have dropped him to his knees if he
hadn’t already been sitting. Dexter gave
his friend a concerned look, then smiled reassuringly and returned to his
drawing. Alex was grateful, once again,
to have such a good friend. He always
knew just the right thing to say.
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